I am dedicating the blog today to a terrible event that takes place at the end of every fall. That's right - All Hallow's Eve. You see, no child likes this holiday. You make us dress up in these ridiculous costumes. We all hated it for years until 1943, when Sir Edmund Rottedteeth surmised that adults could entice children to dress up as fools if they all banded together and gave out candy. Well, since my parents don't allow me to have candy, the little incentive program doesn't really pan out. All I get is these terrible pictures of me dressed up like a pumpkin. A pumpkin! This Holloween, why don't we all skip the trick or treat thing. We could just clean our rooms for candy. What do you say?