Went Grocery shopping today with mom. This was my first official chore - to unload the groceries. The best part was dropping the cans - makes a really cool noise.


Take a minute and look at my pics here - you'll see that I can do anything and be incredibly cute. I also insisted on wearing this hat all day. Not really sure why.


Here, I dropped this one.


Mommy likes to eat Triscuits,
but I keep telling her that you can find that kind of thing in the yard.

Tonight we had a kick-off for my new baby-diet plan. It is called the Fatkins diet. No, no, it isn't another fad. It is virtually guaranteed to make you fat! Most plans SAY they will make you fat, but mine is 100% money-back guaranteed!!! Many of my customers are saying things like, " I tried it all, Ice-cream, the "all McDonald's Diet", the 12 Meals-a-day, none of it worked. With this plan, it is easy. Just eat carbs and drink whole milk. 8 slices of bread a day, 7 servings of cottage cheese - it's easy!!!" Hope you are satisfied with your results.

I am dedicating the blog today to a terrible event that takes place at the end of every fall. That's right - All Hallow's Eve. You see, no child likes this holiday. You make us dress up in these ridiculous costumes. We all hated it for years until 1943, when Sir Edmund Rottedteeth surmised that adults could entice children to dress up as fools if they all banded together and gave out candy. Well, since my parents don't allow me to have candy, the little incentive program doesn't really pan out. All I get is these terrible pictures of me dressed up like a pumpkin. A pumpkin! This Holloween, why don't we all skip the trick or treat thing. We could just clean our rooms for candy. What do you say?

Want to know what I do everyday? Well, here is a good start:
Every morning I do 50 reps with the medicine ball.

Then, it is off to mow the grass before day break











Whew, it sure it getting hot. Time for an RC and Moonpie breakfast with Lamont.

yeah, now it is time to cut the front 90


Do you see this? Neighbor's weeds - ahhhhh!

Every morning I wake up, ready to take on the world. From my window I watch for birds, cats, you name it. It don't pass under my window without my seeing. Sort of like those ladies on 227 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/227_(TV_series). I don't remember that, but my parents tell me about it.

If you would like to build fat legs like mine, increase your fat and banana intake. It seems to work for me.

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